We are diet warriors.

We've been there more than once and actually more times than we'd care to count. We've dieted, using all the books, meetings, food delivery plans, equipment advertised on TV, and weight loss nutritional supplements.

We totally know the frustrations.

One night, while simultaneously bitching and laughing as we looked through a book of food items and calorie counts, we realized that the only thing we could eat that has no calories is not food. And out of the resulting hilarity, the Almost No Calories diet was born.

Share this diet with your friends…Hide your scale…grab a cup of coffee (black, of course) and lighten up literally and figuratively as you make your way through Slim and Slimmer's world of weight loss.

The recipes are real and based on real food you can buy in the supermarket. They taste good and look beautiful. And it's the element of the ridiculous, trying to keep each day under 100 calories (remember, this is the ultimate, Ultimate Crash Diet) that kept us creating and writing, and enjoying the fun of it all.

We promise that you'll enjoy our exercise program so much, you'll drop your gym membership and your sweats.

Here's to the new beautiful you!

~ Slim and Slimmer